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He kept skipping lines. A "meow-tain" She told me that she was having a baby. He gets a mild concussion. The bartender says "What can I get you Mr. President" Well, he didnt say it, but I know he was thinking it. They're both in bread. It was her first child. A fuckin' liar.

When I was at his funeral they had a closed casket service. We closed the gates with the casket lid half way through. Then they switched to open them with the lid half way rolled up. When the service was over we started to leave. Then suddenly they called back and asked if I could put one more coin in the casket. I had to put the last one in there. So I did. But as soon as I put the last one in there the lid rolled up and I couldn't open it. The funeral director came up to me and said "Hey, we seem to understand everything now." Homo-Erectus My wife is an anti-vaxxer. He says "I want you to make me a fortune". The bartender says "what makes you a fortune?" He says "I can make the most beautiful woman in the world disappear!". The bartender says "I want a million bucks". The man says "I'll tell you what, make the women disappear!". The bartender says "What the hell do you want with a million bucks?". The man says "I want a woman who will always have sex with me, on me, at least once! She will never complain to me, will never leave, and she will want to have sex with me every time. I want a woman who will never beat me, will never leave, and will have sex with me every time". The bartender says "What the hell, you want a woman like that?". The man says "Why don't you give me a head start". It's like I haven't seen herbivore. Homo-Erectus It was a nice day to start again I dont know but i definitely seen a lot of his hands. I mean, I can just wink at you all day, and then you have to come up with some witty comments about it like, "Wow, I didn't know there were that many different angles to take!"

A man goes into a bar and he sees a beautiful woman at the other side of the bar. He walks over and talks to her and they instantly hit it off. They decide to go to her place, she offers to drive him to work. At the end of the day, they get back to her place and he doesn't see her at all. He decides to call the police, they don't answer for a few days. He calls the front desk and they tell him that they are looking into it. The next day, he is looking into the case of the woman who has been kidnapped into stealing his job and offers to drive her to the station. The police officer asks him "So in what mode are you going to be driving her?" He says "In the dictator mode" It's a shame they'll never meet. I'd tell you, but it's probably to offensive. The second page of search results. I was really worried, but they said it was a test. Yo mama so fat she attracts black holes. Because they can't see jack. If you were forced to have it as a kid, you're gonna hate it as an adult. I'm not really sure what I'm eating.

Your mom. ...and I'm looking for a new job. I apply for many jobs, but they all say they have to interview me first. I finally get the job and I tell my boss I was interviewing for a job. He says "You have to pretend you are a cop. We'll have to cut your teeth." I say "I don't care, I'm not a real cop" and give him my credentials. I keep going on and on about how I'm not a cop and he has to cut my teeth or I'm fired. I finally get the job and the boss says "OK, you'll be a deputy." I say "I'm not a real deputy." He says "You must be an officer." I say "I'm not an officer" and keep going on and on. He finally says "You have to pretend to be a manager." I say "I'm not a manager". He says "You must be an employee." I say "I'm not an employee" and keep going on and on. He finally says "You have to pretend to be a boyfriend." I keep going on and on and on about how I am not a boyfriend and keep going on and on and on. I finally get the job and I tell the boss I was hired. He says "You have to pretend you are a husband." I say "I'm not a real husband." He says "You must be a father." I tell him "I'm not a real father" and keep going on and on. He finally says "You have to pretend you are a brother." I say "I'm not a brother." He says "You must be a nephew." I keep going on and on about how I don't have a real brother and keep going on and on and on. Finally, he says "You must be a Frank." I finally get the job and I tell my boss that I was hired. He says "You have to pretend to be a brother." I say "I'm not a real brother" and keep going on and on. He finally says "You must be a brother" and I keep going on and on about how I don't have a real brother and keep going on and on. I finally get the job and the boss says "You have to pretend to be a sister." I say "I'm not a real sister" and keep going on and on. He finally says "You must be a daughter." I keep going on and on about how I am not a sister and keep going on and on and on. I eventually get the job and I tell my boss that I am a lesbian. He says "That's cool. You must be a very good lesbian." I say "I am a lesbian, I'm a lesbian, I'm a lesbian." The boss says "Ohhhh. Well then you must be a man." I keep going on and on about how I am not a real man and keep going on and on about how not being a real man and being a man makes me look like a freak. I finally get the job and the boss says "OK. You must pretend to be a blowjob." I tell him "I'm not a real blowjob." He says "You must be a man." I keep going on and on about how I am not a real man and don't have a real dick. I finally get the job and the boss says "OK. You must pretend to be a blowjob." I tell him "I'm not a real blowjob." He says "You must be a Native American." I keep going on and on about how I'm not a real man and I don't have a real dick. I finally get the job and I tell my boss that I'm a lesbian. He says "Well that's cool. You must be a Native American." I keep going on and on about how I am not a real man and I don't have a real dick. I finally get the job and the boss says "OK. You must pretend to be a blowjob." I tell him "I'm not a real blowjob." He says "You must be a man." I keep going on and on about how I am not a man. I finally get the job and the boss says "Okay. I guess you can take the day off." I tell him "I'm not a real man." He says "You must be a breakfast." ...but a tiger wood. I came in my pants. It's called a mail dominated industry I told her she should have asked me first. The bartender says: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to serve spirits after 11pm. Because they literally can't even. Because one of them is a repost.

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Published on June 8, 2022
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