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What do you get when you cut a hooker in half with a chainsaw? a stump

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He didn't have a leg to stand on She told me she was born and raised in Texas. Kermit suicide DUSTy nuts He can't decide if he should tell his partner or his wife It's where I flip your MOM over Aye aye aye I'm not sure how I feel about it.

I guess they're both a dying art form with no hope left He was a real fast pro ...for the second ear. They have a very poor view. He says he is gonna make America grate again Neither can stop a runnin'. I would have thought they'd be better than nothing, but apparently they're just really pushy. Because the Ninja has a point

He's always on your side. Because he was the only one that believed in himself! I'm gonna miss you. A proctologist who misses everything. I mean, i don't even like bananas, but I wouldn't want to live in a world where everyone laughed at my jokes. But they're a solid number two. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.'' You're my breastfriend.

I just can't stop I heard he's a seasoned veteran. I wonder if that's what she meant by "I want to have sex with you", or something like that. In hindsight, it would have been easier to just do it when they came. The only problem is that it's hard to get them through the airport security. I can't believe I'm going to die today. They were all double-pained. So I told him that he is full of shit

Because he's always standing on the deck ... I am a cereal killer. Not me, but someone is. But I can't see him taking a knee to the ground. A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes a sip and proceeds to pour the beer into his mouth. He then pulls out his gun, shoots it, and goes, "See, that wasn't so hard." Jk, they just gave me a cold shoulder. But I can't help thinking she might be right. He said: "If I wanted to see a parade, I'd go to the theater."

It's a shame they'll never meet. I often think to myself, "now there's a single man walking around a room." It's a shame they'll never meet. A piece of rope walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender looks up and says "Aren't you a rope?" The rope shakes his head and says "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." He couldn't see that well. He was a ham-mer I'm out of bread. It was a shih tzu.

Author: Photo of author Ross Wooten Ross Wooten
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: fourth amendment latino

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