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The "D" is silent I watched the whole thing. I can't believe they gave an extra episode to an old joke. Because they are inbread. He's a 10, but it sucks him out A woman Because they love a little bundle of joy.

I told her "your right. I'll turn left" Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day Because you're as stupid as you think With a dust pan The man on the ground says to the man in the helicopter "You're not allowed to send people into the air" When your brother's cock tastes like blood

Your Mom. I'm an expert in the Maijarydinner triangle. They're all in bread. Then into a table and a chair. I would give it 5/7 I thought it was the "Book of Mormon".

He just can't resist a hare-raising But it was just my imaginasian A jolly rancher. We all know that you can't spell sunshine without suffering. But I think that's just a need for screen saver. ... is that you're a piece of shit.

You can't jelly a dick in your ass It'll make you sore ass. But I think that's too soon. When a young boy walked by and heard their arguing. He asked the priest, "What is going on?" The priest replied, "Well, I am trying to make sure that these two gentlemen stop messing around and that God has been watching them. You two should go to the Vatican and see the Pope." So the boy went to the Vatican and found the Pope. He told the Pope about the boys problem and the Pope said, "That will be the first problem." The boy went back to his friend and told him the solution. "You see, I have the answer and it will be no problem." His friend said, "I don't have the solution, but I can try." So the boy went to the Vatican and found the Pope's secretary. He told her the solution and she said, "That will be no problem." Again, the boy went back to his friend and he found the Secretary. He told her the solution and she said, "No problem, but I do have a question. What is the answer to the problem?" The boy went back to his friend and asked, "What is the answer?" His friend thought about it and said, "I have the exact solution, and it is no good to listen to you. I have the Pope as our next leader." The young boy went back to his friend and said, "But can you make it the Pope as your next leader? Our boys are way behind." He was charged with battery. It's the thot that counts.

I said "Well, that's hard to swallow". Because he has an edible complex. I am a 42 year old virgin. They're always going on and on about some Great Leader you fat fuck. A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that says "If you can make the horse laugh you get free drinks for the night." So the guy takes the horse to a bar and sits down. The bartender says "Hey, you're the first one here and I have to laugh. I can't help it, I'll give you free drinks for the night if you do it." The man just whispers something in the horses ear and the horse bursts out laughing. The bartender says "You did it again!" The man says "No, you have to do it with the other one." The bartender says "Okay, I'll do it." The man says "You have to do it with the second one, the black one is mine." The bartender says "Okay, but I like the black one better." The man says "I sure do!" The bartender says "That's my jokins car, it's always been my favorite." The man gets out of his chair and says "I'll take it." He takes the $100 and leaves. A couple hours later the man comes in to the bar and there's a sign that says "If you can make the horse cry, you get free drinks for the night." So he says to the bartender "Hey, you're the first one here and I have to make the horse laugh. I can do it, but you have to get it in the black one, you don't have to ruin it with the other." The bartender says "I'll do it." The man says "I'll do it." The bartender says "I'll have it done, but I'd like to know what you say to get the horse to laugh." The man says "My wife cooks the best scrambled eggs." The bartender says "That's very impressive, I'll give you free drinks for the night if you do it." The man thinks for a minute and says "Fine, but I'd like to know what you say to get the horse to cry." The bartender says "You have to say it!" The man says "I slap my wife every morning before I leave for work." The bartender says "Wow, and you don't work?" The man says "No, but my cousin goes to work." They were both up to something...

Author: Photo of author Kane Anderson Kane Anderson
Published on June 8, 2022
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