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A pervert. It's her own fault. She should have switched off the lights. Because they are fighting to get the throne. The plot. I'm waiting for a red card so I can get on a plane. The garbage bags full.

A receding hare line. ...you'd be a giant! You boil the hell out of it I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day! It's a matter of life and death. A pair of knickers

It was a huge pane in the ass She didn't see that well. I pulled out my papers and he said "Nah, I'ma stay" Cuz he's a fungi. A man is walking with his wife when the car breaks down. He gets out and takes out his phone. He is texting at 4:00 pm when she replies, "I'm in the pub next to mine, I'll be home in 20 minutes." He picks up his phone, puts it to his ear and starts listening. A woman says "Hey Honey, are you still holding the door?" The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

Tyranno-sore-ass I don't know. Howdah get in the chicken? I heard they're gonna give him a really tough sentence. I'm not worried though, the doctors said I was in a stable condition. A kid asks for a blueberry Cheerio. The employee at the stand selling the Cheerios says "Well, we don't have any blueberry Cheerios here but we have this kid that came in here a few weeks ago and he got the same thing. He asked for a blueberry Cheerio." The kid says "I'm not sure I'll be able to eat that." To which the employee says "Don't worry son, it's just the kid we just sold you." The kid says "What do you sell to him?" The employee says "You know him? No way. He comes in here every day, drools all over the place, and then stands at attention for another hour. Don't you think it's rude that he's gonna drool all over you?" The kid says "No, it's fine, you see I don't give a damn what you think."

But I'm just not a fan. The devil is in the details. He's a real nutcase. Because it's the foyer. It's only holding me back. It was a string problem.

Author: Photo of author Leroy Willis Leroy Willis
Published on May 15, 2022
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