What's your favorite color?
A "Boeing" Boeing Fucking nuts. It's always in meat I can't find! It was a shih tzu. Cuz I wanna drop my kids in you A whoremonger Me: "I don't know." Because they are always carrying something under their belt.
Push them to the side and tell them to chew. Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." But I don't believe him. Because it's the one day of the year that actually matters. But now it's just water under the fridge. Cancer But I've never met herbivore. A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
I never went to either of them. Because it's the only time I get to say "nice try" He was outstanding in his field. But now I'm not so sure. I don't know, I just click submit I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass. Because he can't see shit. I was like, "Why?"
Can anyone tell me how long it takes after you eat it to jerk off? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them. Those who are good at math and those who aren't. His name is Yanny, he's a really nice guy and he's a good wrestler. He was a small medium at large. One slip of tongue and you're in deep shit! I can't make cherries. He says, I'll be Bach."""
One of the two says, "I'm a big metal fan" Because you can't spell 'female' without 'me fale'. I guess your probably British... I'd paint your face green and wear your pants every day. They have a lot of experience in the field It was a shih tzu. ...and say "oh no! I left my cigarettes at the bar!"
It was a shih tzu. A man is sitting at home minding his own business when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there's a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: 'What the hell was that all about?' Because they're all kiln-fisted little shits. Because they're all kiln-fisted little shits. I'd never drive one of those things. It's called "Get a round of Battleship Cocktails". I'm a jerk, so I'm good at it. I do my best to get into smaller pants next time.