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Why are there fences around a graveyard? because people are dying to get in!

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Did you hear about the guy who killed it? ...she kept insisting we were dating, but I'm pretty sure she was pulling my leg. I'm never included in anything either. That's why I'm never on an airplane. They both take money for lip-service. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

I guess it's just a bad port. How are you mate?" A man is sitting at the bar, and he looks across to a window and he sees his good friend in the other room playing the piano on his accordion. He then goes back to his friend and says, "What are you doing?" His friend replies, "Playing my accordion." The man asks him how he learned to play the accordion, and the friend says, "Well, I first learned it in me sleeping with my wife." Then the man asks, "Well, how did you get the taste out of your ass?" He was a little shellfish. ...so I pushed her over. A wife is having a hard time finding a man happy to have sex with... To find her husband, she makes an ad that reads: "I'm looking for a man who will treat me like a queen." After a week, she gets a response ad: "With your ad, I hope you find someone for you to be happy with."

Because it's not a warm day in the garden It's the only way I'll see my family again. It was a joint operation You know that means it's going to be alright when the ice cream melts. Nun If you want a woman to swallow your seed, you should put a ring on it.

If you haven't tried it, try it. Because it's a Dell. Because he had to do a whole load of work for his family. It was pretty black and white Hebrews it. Because it was for being outstanding in his field.

He was just sitting there, taking pictures of all the cars going by. They throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date. The first one says, "Someone told me to have a long little nap." The second one says, "Someone told me to have a medium little nap." The third one says, "Someone told me to have a long damn nap." They didn't have enough Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. It's the only way I'll ever get into medical school.

Author: Photo of author Lorelei Hebert Lorelei Hebert
Published on June 8, 2022
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