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Why do americans confuse the clock? because it ticks slowly.

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I'm calling it, The Miami Twos. The first said "I can raise my hand and answer "What's the capital of Germany?". The teacher says "Berlin". The second said "I can raise my hand and answer "What's the capital of France?". The teacher says "Berlin". The third said "I can raise my hand and answer "What's the capital of Poland?". The teacher says "Berlin" and the fourth raises his hand and says "What's the capital of France?". The teacher says "Berlin" and the teacher says "Take this €1000.00 note and tell me who taught you that." The student replies "Nobody". ..I thought to myself.. Well, at least I've got the first two digits. The lady at the store said, "Home alone for a wats on the brakes?" Because they don't believe in a higher power. The first guy says: Man A fact

He said "my other friend was born in a brothel" It's just in one corner. She was a tree advocate. It was a chicken coup "What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing The bartender says, "we don't serve your type here" I guess you could say that I am a fucking joke

1. Don't tell everything that you know. A man was driving down a back road when he noticed a guard dog in a wooded area with a cage on its front legs. He decided that it was worth a shot, so he pulled into the drive. As he was greeting the man with the dog, the dog jumped out of the car and started barking at him. Terrified, the driver felt he could get away, so he ran over and punched the dog in the side. The dog then grabbed the man's arm, looked at him and said, "If you don't give me that log, I'll break your arm off." Because his wife is a bitch. A married woman is lying in bed with her husband. A flasher comes in and starts to sexually assault her. She jumps up and covers herself up. The man stops the flasher and says "hold on honey, can you untie me and I can run to the car before she does?" I mean, the whole place is redone and glowing. They were really heavy metal. So I took the trash out of the recycling bin.

The church I said it was just a random number. Who are you and why are you on my side of the bed?" It was a joint operation But the joke is on them, because they're dead. I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Author: Photo of author Gurpreet Mcdaniel Gurpreet Mcdaniel
Published on June 8, 2022
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