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Why do women like guys who are good with kids? because men always give good blow jobs.

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With an itheberg. He was looking for a tight seal. She was a lesbian. So I guess that means I'm most likely to be in a relationship. I can't pass up on a chance to try the steak in question. Because it's a little hoarse. They called it an all you can eat buffet It was a real black and white issue. Because you're hot as fuck

It's ok though, he woke up After all, you are only allowed to move up a flight if you are the pilot I guess that makes me a non-voting member. They make up everything ...there's a vas deferens. Because I threw a grenade at him and wanted to be the only one there. A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enjoying the ride, he asks the nun if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray, and if you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that they must have sex before she reveals herself. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha!" he says, "I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver!" They always lose their cool. They eat pain for breakfast

Because he was too kneady! He was just too chick fajita A rubber band. Then it hit me. They're both supposed to impress the audience and is a sure way of making them throw their tickets in the dustbin. He tasted better than his wife. They're both fucking close to water. Because he can't do stand up comedy It's a very touchy subject for me.

That's why you never have to follow a doctor's order. He said, 'Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!' I said, 'Wow! Really?' He said, 'Yeah. Tell your boyfriend.' I said, 'Broken Honda, t'day.' I guess you could call it a piece of cake I guess you could say I'm a cereal killer. I can't even get hard, I just got laid this morning I said, "No, I think the album is better." I guess you could say I'm a yeast infurnace But they're a solid number two. Ask Siri to pay for electricity.

Author: Photo of author Woody Serrano Woody Serrano
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: bacon sarcophagus television depression german birds

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