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Why was the baby a virgin? because it wasn't born yet.

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One of the boys says 'I'm so good, even my shadow is a big plus.' ... then Soviet I would have $1.55 The bartender says "What can I get you Mr. President"? The barkeep says, "What'll it be Mr. President?" I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. I think my wife is missing... she's always in my room & doesn't move when I'm not around. I asked him "what's it matter?"

I said: "What's the word on the street?" The other 2% haven't been to prison yet But when I do, he laughs. He was too far out man It was a real hit with the crowd. I know that because I walked right in. But I had to quit because I couldn't concentrate. I'm not drinking any less though

It was a real tear jerker. I came in first, won the competition and had to work on my delivery. Because they're detached from society They're both pan-sexual. I just don't understand it. I've had an arm and a leg amputated, and now I'm just lost. If you know what I mean ;) But it's okay, it's all water under the fridge now. You don't need to visit the gym

The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." But John came fifth, and won a toaster. You can roast beef, but you can't pea soup I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about: my life and my beer. He said "You're A-mallin'!" He said he could do it on his own I hope you're happy Because he didn't want to get hearing aids

He picked up some pizza slices and said, "This is my last pizza". But they stole my chair from me. They were too in-tents. He's a man after my own heart. He got a puncture and now he has to wait for all the crust to drop. That's the joke. Relative humidity. A white man was driving down the road in Chicago and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

Author: Photo of author Tomasz Daugherty Tomasz Daugherty
Published on June 8, 2022
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