Why was the bowling ball wet? because it didn't bowl.
Because they're not PC I can't even pay attention either. A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" My wife's been going through a sex change operation for quite a while now and I need to know if I'm embracing the NWO or not. I don't know why she became so mad. It's pretty fucking hard to write on sand. A no-sphere-atu. I'm really gonna miss tumblr. Don't worry, they'll tell you.
It's a good thing I'm fat I'm not sure how I feel about that. He works it out with a pencil. You're not a very smart guy. He was a bit young, but not fully mature yet. But I was born without a penis Me: "I was, but I grew up." They went to Jared.
They call it a "Roll With the Rhine" I said, "Yes, but it's better than you're getting bang for your buck." One night, Little Johnny hears some strange noises coming from his parent's bedroom. He opens the door to his parents room and sees his mom, handcuffed to the bed's headboard, dad ramming her from behind. Johnny screams. The dad turns to Johnny and says, 'You little shit, what do you think you're doing?' Johnny looks up at him and says, 'I know you said you wouldn't believe me, but I do know you. I'm over here, fucking your mom.' Then they call me ugly and poor. A zoo-rapper. A melody A diarrhea doctor. It's the only way he can beat the shit out of me.
Because I can't get the fuck over them. A panda walks into a restaurant and orders a meal. After the panda eats, he pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter. He says to the manager, "Hey man, I am a panda, look it up." The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves." There's a new condom company in town and they're calling it the iRoll Because she was a woman. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day And I was like "dude, you're like a brother to me." I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. I was arrested for double hummus-ide.