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Because it is the best way to get a quick ass-whoop. I'm sure she's a keeper. There is a boy with a beautiful girlfriend named Jane. He gets home from school one day, and confesses to his father that he is gay. His father gets extremely angry, and says "where have you learned such language?" The boy replies that he is from the all-gay high school. The father wants to know how he found out, and goes to a talk show about gay people. The show begins, and the host asks the audience, "if you're a gay man, are you willing to kiss your girlfriend?" The audience says "no way, I'll just have to wait for one day!" The host then says, "ok, it's your turn. If you're a gay man, are you willing to kiss your girlfriend?" Again, the audience says "no way, I'll just have to wait for one day!" The host then says, "ok, it's your turn. If you're a gay man, are you willing to let your girlfriend get pregnant?" The audience says "no way, I'll just have to wait for one day!" The host then pulls out the best looking baby that the audience has ever seen, one that is 19% and dark brown, and the mom says "Wow, are you sure that's your girlfriend?" The boy replies "No, but I'm sure that's Jane's baby." Because it's white and settles on their land. I told her "it's like comparing apples to oranges." A man and his wife were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden the man gets up and says "Wake me up, I'm burning up!" The wife replies "What happened, sir?" The man says "I left trace amounts in my blackberries." Because they can't C sharp. I said "I don't know, it's not on the menu".
A man walks into a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now." The bartender says, "Tell me a meta joke." They're calling it "The Stronger Way to Go" but they didn't have their MDK Like a fucking computer. They both take up 98% of an apartment's habitable area. He worked it out with a pencil. Because they're never alone.
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They said it was a naan-secious diet. He's still there. But I'd never met herbivore. I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. A man travelling in a train breaks down in front of a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" 1. The burglar was caught red handed. They're called "One Nightstand"