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I was getting too old for that shit He was always saying, "Oh, mono dad." ...and the jokes are hitting him harder than the balls. But it turns out I've been doing it for years The pharmacy. A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. captivated by her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes up to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as the ghost of the gravedigger she might let you in." The man decides to try it, and transforms himself into the gravedigger. At eight, he sees the nun praying at the cemetery. In his drunken state, he doesn't bother the nun much, as long as he has sex with her. After having had several orgies, he passes out. When he wakes up, the nun is there and he sees that she has another corpse on her back. He calls the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as the ghost of the gravedigger, she might let you in." The man, realizing that he has made a mistake, immediately changes his attire and appears to the nun. In his drunken state, he doesn't bother her too much, so she doesn't find out about his trick. The nun notices this, and says to him, "I'm sorry for having married you. I'm the gravedigger, and I go to the cemetery to pray." The man obeys her, then says, "I'm the ghost of the gravedigger, and I'd like to have sex with you." The nun replies, "I'm sorry, but I'm the bus driver!"

It was a play on words. He's going to hide in a public bathroom. He had locomotives. He's a rekt hero He was a real fungi. I don't know either I just open my mouth and say "yes"

A waste of potential money. I don't know if I'll ever find my real ladder. They both get fucked by a president. They both have a different delivery OP's mom It was a horrible end, but a beautiful finish.

I'm pretty sure that's why they call it a handshake. He's got a lot of thots in his mind. To find a trim I'm just surprised that they'd choose to chip away at it. She was shot in the face. They're calling it "Cocktail Party at the Liquor Store".

Author: Photo of author Shamas Downs Shamas Downs
Published on June 8, 2022
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