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I guess you could call it a caramelypse. It was a bit Chewy I don't know, but it's more than a little-tee. Someone's gonna lose a mobile home. They both had an ex axis and a why axis I'm now in a world of pain. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets the credit.

...and I'm in a perfect 5/10. Dah dah tsssssssssss It's the only time I get to go to a Toys R Us and see Barbie in person! Because I don't trust you guys to take the garbage out from my trash cans. And it was a hit! ...and I'm not sure what to do with the letters now. Because he was a little chili.

He didn't want to get caught Red-handed It's true. I'm a father and I gave it to my daughter. I don't know how my kids will ever make it through the first 9. He was feeling all sticky. It's a play on words... A F1 race! I'm sure he's been doing this for years.

Like a 5 gallon bucket of water, or a camel toe Because they're all dead. Well I haven't seen him for a while now. I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage a bee sea? Paddy o'furniture. I said well, I dont know how you can sleep at night

It's a shame they'll never meet. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari." He was out-standing in his field They're a rare medium well done. I am a gentleman. I bought a vibrator the other day, and it has 3 settings: Auto, Fully Loaded, and as a backup! It's called "Suck this" He was outstanding in his field.

Author: Photo of author Anika Cook Anika Cook
Published on June 8, 2022
Tags: dinner tomb

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